ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Randomize
