i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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