I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
And my parents said I crawled through the house
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
