how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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