how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Randomize
