You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
barbara walters just said penis...
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I'm having to shit out rocks
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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