You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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