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he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
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