You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Randomize
