no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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