I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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