please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
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