The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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