I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
