It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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