I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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