This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Randomize
