I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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