Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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