ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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