I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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