Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
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