Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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