just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Randomize
