He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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