ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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