But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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