windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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