I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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