she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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