i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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