Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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