I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I can tuck mytits in my pants
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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