Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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