So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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