Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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