So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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