yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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