So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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