THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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