we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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