i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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