Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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