bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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