I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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