his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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