She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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