I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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