i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
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I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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