Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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