So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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