dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
he thought i was a dude.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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