He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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